The Things Daniel Says: OMG!

My son Daniel has a very active imagination....so this page is dedicated to his quotes!

Monday 7th November

While driving in the car, "Mummy today I saw a cow and the cow did a poo on me and it got in my mouth", really I said. He went on,"and the poo got in my mouth and then I turned into a Monster and monsters don't get lollies".

Friday 4th November

Daniel has a new song, "Sometimes I play with barbies....but when the girls don't let me.....I don't like the barbies any more.....so when I play with barbies......I break them and take off their heads....and that why I don't like girls barbies".